*orders 420 donuts* aha glaze it lmao
“Mathematics, rightly viewed, possesses not only truth, but supreme beauty — a beauty cold and austere, without the gorgeous trappings of painting or music.” —Betrand Russell
I like this. OoooOooO.
When your girlfriend gets into the shower on cold winter mornings, put a clean towel in the dryer. When you hear the water turn off, grab the towel from the dryer and bring it to her. She’ll smile. Guaranteed.
Little things, you guys. Little things.
karlie is a genius
If my boyfriend did that I’d suck his dick so hard he’d swallow his eyeballs.
he’d swallow his eyeballs.
You bought me one after two years of dating, even though it cost almost 5x this much when you got it. Even with everything you give to me, I don’t know why I’m so angry towards you. I don’t know why I doubt you so much. I just don’t know.